Our Favorite Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are some of Our Favorites

Are you a speeding ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.


Are your parents terrorists (No, why?) because you’re the Bomb…

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is in another counrty this year.

Are your parents drug dealers (No why?) because you’re Dope…

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but Im as sweet as can be.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Be unique and different, say yes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification.
You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

(Give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!

Believe it or not, gettin' laid is still hard when you're this good-looking.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

I'm an organ donor, need anything?

Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

Hey, I know you! You were Miss Maryland last year, weren't you?

Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?

I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...

My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips then move straight up to your belly-button.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).

Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2009, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

You are the reason men fall in love.