Smooth Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are Smooth

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

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You’re so hot when i look at you I get a tan
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful
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Did you fart? Because you blew me away
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You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
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I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
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I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
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Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
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POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
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Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
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You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
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Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
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Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
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I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
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You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
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Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
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You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
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You got something on your chest: my eyes
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
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I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
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Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
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I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
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Hi. Are you cute?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
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So....How am I doin'?
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Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?
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Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?
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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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Does your boyfriend know where you are?
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If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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I'm friendly and slow moving!
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Other] And your name is....? [You] My name is INCREDIBLE. But you can call me Laura.
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Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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Can I flirt with you?
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
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Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend.
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Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"
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Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
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How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
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Hand out phone card that says: "Smile if you want to sleep with me."
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I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?
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I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
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I wonder what our children will look like.
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I would kill or die to make love with you.
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I would say that I'm in love with you, but you'd think I'm trying to pull a fast one.
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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
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I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
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If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
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If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
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Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
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So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
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Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Will you marry me for just one night?
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You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.
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You smell wet. Let's Party.
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
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Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
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If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
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If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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Be unique and different, say yes.
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Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
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You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
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I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
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Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
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Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
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Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
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Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
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You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
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I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
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I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
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Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
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Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
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Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
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Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
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(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
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Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
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Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
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Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
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You are the reason men fall in love.
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
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You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
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Excuse me.....Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...
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Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
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If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
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My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
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This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.
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Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
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If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
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