Cheesy Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are Cheesy

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

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I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
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Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
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I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
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Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
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I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
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You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
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If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
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Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
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Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
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I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
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If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
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Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
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I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
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You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
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My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
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If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
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You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
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Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
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Can I please be your slave tonight?
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
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Do you spit or swallow?
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Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
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Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
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Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
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Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
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Hi. You'll do.
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I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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I'd look good on you.
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I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
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I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
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I've got a condom with your name on it.
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I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
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Lie down. I think I love you.
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Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
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Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
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Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
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Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
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So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
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That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
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That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
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That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
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Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
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Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
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Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
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What do you like for breakfast?
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(Do you have a match?) How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
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Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
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Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
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Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
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Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
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Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
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Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.
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You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
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You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
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You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
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Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
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Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
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Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
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You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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You should be someone's wife.
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You're ugly but you intrigue me.
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
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Wow! Are those real?
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I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
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Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Just where do those legs of yours end?
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
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Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
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You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
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Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
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Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
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You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
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If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
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You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
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I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
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Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
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You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
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You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
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Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
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Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
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Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
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Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
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How was heaven when you left it?
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
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Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
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Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
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If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
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Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
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Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
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(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
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Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
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Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
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If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
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What time do you have to be back in heaven?
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Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
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Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
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Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
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Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
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You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
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Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
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Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
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When God made you, he was showing off.
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You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
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Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
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You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
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Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
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Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
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You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
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Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
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I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
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Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
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I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
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(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
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Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
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When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
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Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
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Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
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I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
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I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
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It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
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Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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This time next year let’s be laughing together.
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Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
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I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
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I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
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If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
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Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
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What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
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Wow! Are those real?
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You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
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You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
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You should be someone's wife.
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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
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There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
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Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
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Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
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Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
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Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
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How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
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I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
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(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
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You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
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You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
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I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
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Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
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I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
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Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
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