Cheesy Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Cheesy
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Can I please be your slave tonight?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
Hey baby, are you a glover? NO? Well, I am, wanna wear me?
Hi, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've see so far. Can you give me a tour of your body?
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
Hi. You'll do.
I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?
I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
I'd look good on you.
I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
I'm leaving this place. Do you want to come?
I've got a condom with your name on it.
I've got a pimple on my butt, wanna see it?
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
Lie down. I think I love you.
Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
What do you like for breakfast?
(Do you have a match?) How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand.
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Your legs look cold. Do you want me to warm them up?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone's wife.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince) like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Just where do those legs of yours end?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?") You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You should be someone's wife. )
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self.
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Hey baby, you've got somthing on your butt: my eyes.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.