Funny Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are Funny

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
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I wanna bag you like some groceries.
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
0

I'm easy. Are you?
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When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
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(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
0

Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
0

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
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Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
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If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
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Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
0

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
0

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
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You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
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Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
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Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
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Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
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Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
0

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
0

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
0

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
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Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
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Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
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You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
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I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
0

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
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Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
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Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
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[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
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Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
+4

You're hotter than donut grease.
+2

Hi. Are you legal?
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See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
+2

Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
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Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
+4

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
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Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
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Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
0

Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
0

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
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If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
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