Funny Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Funny
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm easy. Are you?
When she's leaving:"Hey, where are you going?" Answer:"home." You:"You're not just gonna leave me here like this are you?"
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?
Congratulations! You have just been voted "Most Beautiful Boy/Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Let's take a shower together -- you smell.
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
[Point at her ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
You're hotter than donut grease.
Hi. Are you legal?
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)