Academic and Nerdy Pickup Lines
Historical Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for History Lovers
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm sorry, TET Offensive?
I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..Now let me hide in you.
Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
"The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?"
"You must be the eighth wonder of the world!"
Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
Are you a tower? Cos Eiffel for you.
"If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."
Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Internet Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about the Internet
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo.
All my base are belong to you.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.
Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!
Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!
Nerdy Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Nerd Lovers
Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.
You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.
You turn my software into hardware.
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.
Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.
I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.
You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.
I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.
You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.
it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me - rough or smooth?
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Your bosons - they give me a hadron.
I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.
Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.
There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.
Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.
Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.
Computer geek Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Computer Geek Lovers
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
You make my software turn into hardware!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
You had me at "Hello World."
Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.
My servers never go down... but I do!
My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
I'd switch to emacs for you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Nice Set of Floppies!
I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
I'd like to play on your laptop.
Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
You totally spiked my traffic.
You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally "buy it now".
You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
Your homepage or mine?
Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
You auto-complete me.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
Need me to unzip your files?
Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
How about we go home and you handle my exception?
If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
physics & Science Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Physics and Science Lovers
That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
Your lab bench, or mine?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
What's your resonance frequency?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Can I have your significant digits?
I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
Top quark or bottom quark?
You're more special than relativity.
My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
How do you feel about group experiments?
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!
Let's exchange fermions!
Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
You and Me = Grand Unification
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
Math Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Math for Math Lovers
I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you a 90 degree angle? 'Cause you are looking right!
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I'd like to plug my solution into your equation.
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
Hey...nice asymptote.
i'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
Can i explore your mean value?
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I'm good at math... let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
Our love is like dividing by zero... you cannot define it .
If you were a graphics calculator, i'd look at your curves all day long!
I've been secant you for a long time.
If I'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?
Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
I heard you're good at algebra - Could you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge
You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I wish i was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
Wanna expand my polynomial?
biology & Chemistry Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Biology and Chemistry Lovers
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
SAT Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for SAT Prep
Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?
You have the propensity for taking my breath away.
Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.
Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.
It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.
I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.
I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.
My love for you is irrevocable.
That gossamer shirt you're wearing makes it really easy to see what color bra you're wearing.
If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.
Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.
Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?
Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!
Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.
I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!
I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!
Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!
Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.
Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.
You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!
I'm going to blazon my love for you all over town.
Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!
Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.
It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!