Accountant/Tax Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Accountants
You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother -- which is good, since I still live with her.
Lady, you make my pants file for an extension. Nice assets.
Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
Does the IRS work for 24hrs? I don't think so. Well that's too bad, cuz I could tax that ass all night!
You've got a lovely pair of W-2's. Please, baby, let me withhold you.
In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income...now let's do it."
Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40.