Atheist Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Atheist
I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.
Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.
Let me show you there is a God.
Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry I can provide tons of proof.
I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!