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Atheist Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Atheist

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

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Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
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Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
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Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
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Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
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I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
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Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
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Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
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Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.
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Let me show you there is a God.
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Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry I can provide tons of proof.
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I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!
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