Basketball Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Basketball

Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

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I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
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If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
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Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
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You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?
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Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
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Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
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If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
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