biology/Chemistry Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Biology & Chemistry

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

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You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
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Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
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Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
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Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
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Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
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You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
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You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
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Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
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Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
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Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
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I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
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Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
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Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
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Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
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Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
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I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
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I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
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If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
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We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
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You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
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You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
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If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
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Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
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Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
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Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
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Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
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How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
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If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
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We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
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My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
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I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
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You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
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I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
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You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
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Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
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Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
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It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
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If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
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If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
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If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
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Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
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I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
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You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
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Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
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You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
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Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
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I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
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I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
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Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
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