biology/Chemistry Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Biology & Chemistry

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

-14

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
+40

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
+33

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
+7

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you're Sodium fine!
+6

Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
+7

You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
-10

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
-5

Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic and Sulfur? Because you've got a NiCe AsS!
+5

Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
-4

Didn't you know that chemists do it periodically on the table?
+5

I bet you're like calcium bicarbonate - if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
+3

Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine, and Neon? 'Cause you are F-I-Ne
+2

Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
-1

Are you a compound of Beryllium and Barium? Because you're a total BaBe.
-2

Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
+1

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
+3

I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
-1

If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
-2

We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
-4

You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
-1

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
-4

If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
-1

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
-3

Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
-7

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
-1

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
-3

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
-2

Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
-4

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
-2

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
+1

We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
-11

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
-3

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
-3

You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
-4

I wish I were Adenine because then I could get paired with U.
-2

You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
-3

Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
-2

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
-2

It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat
-4

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
-3

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
-2

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
0

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
-4

If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
-5

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
-2

I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
-2

You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
-2

Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
-3

You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
-2

Right now we’re just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
-2

I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
+5

I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
-2

Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
-2