Brand Name Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Brand Names
You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me...
Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is priceless.
I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn"
Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
This Dick a rental car company.....It Hertz.
You remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I wanna Mount and Do you!
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you Girl.
Hey is your last name Chilli's cause I can see myself chewin those babybacks.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Do you work at Dicks? Cuz your sporting the goods!
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs Fields.
I want you more then a Haagen-Das on a hot summer day.
I just ate a bag of skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Do you like Wendy's.. Cause you're going to love wendys balls slap against yo face.
Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D.
Damn...."Levis should pay you royalties."
My names not ELMO, but you can tickle me anyways!
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon.
What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed.
Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.
Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.
Don’t you work at Hooters?
You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
Baby you're so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business.
Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
You remind me of a pokemon, cuz I'd like to PEEKACHU!
Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.
I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?
Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I'm loving you.
(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling.
Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?
If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free.
You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Baby you're what makes Campbell soup mmm good.
My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!
Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
Girl your so sweet you put Hershy's out of business.
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
Do you like hamburgers? cuz I'll go In-n-Out of you!
You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Do you work at Mcdonalds? Cause I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
You think chewbacca's hairy?....Wait 'til you see my wookie.
I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
Are you a meal at Mcdonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
"Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You."
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
If sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed!
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you a frito cause you're really corny.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!
If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.