Brand Name Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Brand Names

You must be the owner of burger king..because your giving it to me the way i like it!

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Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
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Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
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Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
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Can I double stuff your Oreo?
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Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
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Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
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Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me...
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Girl... your like Mastercard... seeing you is priceless.
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I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
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How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
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I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn"
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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
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This Dick a rental car company.....It Hertz.
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You remind me of a green bottle. Cuz I wanna Mount and Do you!
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Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you Girl.
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Hey is your last name Chilli's cause I can see myself chewin those babybacks.
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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
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Do you work at Dicks? Cuz your sporting the goods!
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Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
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Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
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Are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
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If you were a pair of adidas sneakers, I'd, uh, like, really be into adidas sneakers!
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I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
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"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
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If you were any sweeter, there'd be a Wanted poster for you down at Mrs Fields.
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I want you more then a Haagen-Das on a hot summer day.
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I just ate a bag of skittles. Want to taste the rainbow?
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Girl, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
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Do you like Wendy's.. Cause you're going to love wendys balls slap against yo face.
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Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D.
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Damn...."Levis should pay you royalties."
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My names not ELMO, but you can tickle me anyways!
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Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
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Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
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I'll slime you so good you'll think your on Nickelodeon.
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What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini right now.
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Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
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Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
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If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed.
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Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.
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Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast.
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Don’t you work at Hooters?
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You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
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Baby you're so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business.
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Can I stick my hot pocket in your easy bake oven.
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I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
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What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
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Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
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You remind me of a pokemon, cuz I'd like to PEEKACHU!
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Do you work at Home Depot? (No) Because you sure are giving me wood.
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I've got Skittles in my mouth , want to taste the rainbow?
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Your nickname must be Ronald McDonald because I'm loving you.
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(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling.
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Are you from Tim Hortons, because you smell fresh?
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If you were a Porsche, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
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Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
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Why pay $5 when you can't get this footling for free.
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You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle.
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I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
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Baby you're what makes Campbell soup mmm good.
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My name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?
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I'll be your drum...you can beat me all night long!
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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
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Girl your so sweet you put Hershy's out of business.
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Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
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Do you like hamburgers? cuz I'll go In-n-Out of you!
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You're like 7-11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Do you work at Mcdonalds? Cause I was wondering if I could get a fry with that shake.
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You think chewbacca's hairy?....Wait 'til you see my wookie.
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I wish I were Winnie the Pooh so I could stick my nose in your honey jar.
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Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle.
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Are you a meal at Mcdonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
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Are you the maker of frosted flakes because you look gggggreat.
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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
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I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
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Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
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Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
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"Girl if You Were A Dodge truck, I'd Ram You."
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Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
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If sexy were an oreo, you'd be double stuffed!
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You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
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Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
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Are you a frito cause you're really corny.
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Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
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Girl, I got more game than a Xbox 360!
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If life was a Tivo, I would rewind you and play you over and over.
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Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
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