Car Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Cars

If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long.

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Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
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I'd love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
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Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
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Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
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Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.
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I need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
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Since gas prices are so high, I think you should carpool with me to dinner tonight.
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I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
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Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
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Ever had sex in bucket seats?
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Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
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My nuts are made of titanium.
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Would you like to blow my headgasket?
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Those are some nice headlights, but there's no need to put your highbeams on… yet.
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If you were a Dodge, I'd RAM you.
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Will I get a chance to pop your clutch?
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
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