Catholic Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Catholics

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

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Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
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My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
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Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
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Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
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Let's do some things you’ll need to tell your priest about tomorrow."
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Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
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Confess here often?
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You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
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You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
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What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
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You know how God created everyone. You must be his best creation
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Do you believe in Divine appointment?
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Damn girl, I know your going to hell because it's got to be a sin to look that good
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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
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