Celebrity Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Celebrities

"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"

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If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
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Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Taylor Lautner and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
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Are you related to Johnny Depp?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!
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I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
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If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
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"How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle."
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I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your clothes disappear in a snap.
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Girl you remind me of candy clark cause you sure got a sweet ass !
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Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena.
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"You make Taylor Swift look like a teletubbie."
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"Girl, if you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.
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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you
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I'm no David Blaine but I can do magic in bed.
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Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because every-time we meet I want to sing your name!
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"Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!
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"Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!"
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"Baby girl, your like Taylor Swifts single "You Belong with Me" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
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Bond. James Bond.
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I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood.
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Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson "Why, sure!"
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"Hello! I've just been elected President Of The United States! Care to come sit on my Oval Office?"
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"Okay!" Are you the daughter of Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
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Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
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Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to be some kinda of movie star.
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Trying to Pick Up Celebrity Pick Up Lines:


(To a baseball player) Girl: are you a catcher? Guy: no or yes, why? Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye.
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Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas- Hey Fergi, we have so much in common, I love girls with junk in their trunk.
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Go up to one or more of the Desparate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, etc) How about you and me go out on a date and we can do a sequel called Satisfied Housewives.
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Teeny Bop Pick Up Lines:

Hey, whats your name gorgeous?" "Selena, and yours?" "Justin Bieber, now don't forget that because you'll be screaming it later"
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"Baby girl, your like Pharrell Williams single "Happy"......Cause I just can't get you out of my head."
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Hey babe we go together like One Direction and #1 records!
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"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"
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"Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Austin Mahones chapstick"
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"Baby girl, U and I are like Justin Bieber and glass doors, I can't move without falling for you first!"
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"Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Harry Styles and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
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"Are you related to Harry Styles?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!"
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"Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!"
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"Let's play One Direction Mall Tour, you be a group fierce teens and I'll throw you some white meat!"
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"Hey baby girl my name is Bustin Drew Jieber, and I'm just like an Altoids mint, Small, White and Curiously Strong."
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Girl, If I was Justin Bieber, I'd follow you on twitter, DM you my phone number, and sing "I just need somebody to loooove" when you called!
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"Let's play doctor, you come down with Bieber Fever and I'll give you a full body exam!"
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