Christian Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Christians

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

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For you I would slay two Goliaths.
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You float my ark.
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Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
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I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
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The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
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I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
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My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits
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You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
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You are perfect, except with all the sin.
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I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
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Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
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Bathsheba had nothing on you.
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Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
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Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
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Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
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If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
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Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough
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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
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I just don't feel called to celibacy.
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I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
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If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
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Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
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I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
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Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
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When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
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I put the "stud" in bible study.
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I didn't know angels flew this low.
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I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
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Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
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Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
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What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
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I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
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I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
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br> Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
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You make me want to be a better Christian.
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You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
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Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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