Christmas & Santa Claus Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Christmas and Santa Claus

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

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That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
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I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
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Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
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I've got something special in the sack for you!
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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
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Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
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Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
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How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
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Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
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Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
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I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
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Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
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I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
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He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
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You are what I want for Christmas.
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I can get you off the Naughty List.
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You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
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Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
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Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
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Some of my best toys run on batteries...
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Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
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I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
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What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
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Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
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Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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