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Computer Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Computers

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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You make my software turn into hardware!
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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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You had me at "Hello World."
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Want to see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
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You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.
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I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.
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My servers never go down... but I do!
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My 'up-time' is better than BSD.
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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
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You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.
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Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.
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You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.
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If you were a web browser, you'd be called a Fire-foxy lady.
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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.
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You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.
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I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
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Want to see my Red Hat?
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If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
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You put the SPARC in my workstation.
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You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.
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Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
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I'd switch to emacs for you.
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What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?
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No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
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Nice Set of Floppies!
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I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.
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If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
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WebMD says your love is contagious.
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Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
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I'd like to play on your laptop.
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Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
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You totally spiked my traffic.
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You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
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If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.
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If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally "buy it now".
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You have a trojan? hmm... I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.
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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
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I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.
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I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
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Your homepage or mine?
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Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
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No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.
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You auto-complete me.
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I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
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I was wondering if you'd like to go back to My-Space, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook?
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If you ever need to get rid of a trojan, don't hesitate to call me!
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You're making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.
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What's the difference between a crush and a Facebook account? [what?] I'm not rapidly developing a Facebook account on you.
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I need to hop over to Facebook for a second to change my status to smitten.
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What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends?"
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Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.
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Need me to unzip your files?
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Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!
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I googled your name earlier... I clicked on 'I'm Feeling Lucky.'
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How about we go home and you handle my exception?
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If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.
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I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
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Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.
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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
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