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DOCTOR Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Doctors

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

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(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
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My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.
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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
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Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
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Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
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(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
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How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
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Baby, you make me vasodilate!
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No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
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Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
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That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.
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I am an organ donor, need anything?
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Come into my office and take off your pants
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