Dog Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Dogs
I came here looking for a little tail.
Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
Come on, don't make me beg!
Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
Did you win "best in show"?, because you sure are a winner to me.
Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?