Dog Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Dogs

I came here looking for a little tail.

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Is it warm in here, or are you in heat?
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I'll sniff your butt if you sniff mine.
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Whoa! Look at THOSE puppies!!
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I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.
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When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!
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Hey baby, meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
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Baby, you are what I call a hot dog!
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Come on, don't make me beg!
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Hey there, beautiful... looking for an Alpha dog?
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Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?
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Did you win "best in show"?, because you sure are a winner to me.
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Knick-knack, Paddy-wack, you just gave this dog a bone.
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Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
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