Entertainment and Celebrity Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Entertainment

"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"

If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Taylor Lautner and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
Are you related to Johnny Depp?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!
I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
"How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle."
I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your clothes disappear in a snap.
Girl you remind me of candy clark cause you sure got a sweet ass !
Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena.
"You make Taylor Swift look like a teletubbie."
"Girl, if you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.
Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you
I'm no David Blaine but I can do magic in bed.
Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because every-time we meet I want to sing your name!
"Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!
"Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!"
"Baby girl, your like Taylor Swifts single "You Belong with Me" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
Bond. James Bond.
I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood.
Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson "Why, sure!"
"Hello! I've just been elected President Of The United States! Care to come sit on my Oval Office?"
"Okay!" Are you the daughter of Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to be some kinda of movie star.

Trying to Pick Up Celebrity Pick Up Lines:

(To a baseball player) Girl: are you a catcher? Guy: no or yes, why? Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye.
Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas- Hey Fergi, we have so much in common, I love girls with junk in their trunk.
Go up to one or more of the Desparate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, etc) How about you and me go out on a date and we can do a sequel called Satisfied Housewives.

Teeny Bop Pick Up Lines:
Hey, whats your name gorgeous?" "Selena, and yours?" "Justin Bieber, now don't forget that because you'll be screaming it later"

"Baby girl, your like Pharrell Williams single "Happy"......Cause I just can't get you out of my head."
Hey babe we go together like One Direction and #1 records!
"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"
"Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Austin Mahones chapstick"
"Baby girl, U and I are like Justin Bieber and glass doors, I can't move without falling for you first!"
"Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Harry Styles and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
"Are you related to Harry Styles?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!"
"Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!"
"Let's play One Direction Mall Tour, you be a group fierce teens and I'll throw you some white meat!"
"Hey baby girl my name is Bustin Drew Jieber, and I'm just like an Altoids mint, Small, White and Curiously Strong."
Girl, If I was Justin Bieber, I'd follow you on twitter, DM you my phone number, and sing "I just need somebody to loooove" when you called!
"Let's play doctor, you come down with Bieber Fever and I'll give you a full body exam!"

Pickup Lines about Disney and Fairytales

Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
I can take you to infinity and beyond.
Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
You are part of the circle of my life.
Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
Can you feel the love tonight?
I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"
Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
Things are much better down where it's wetter.

Pickup Lines about Science Fiction

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
You're the Obi-wan for me.
You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
Yoda one for me.
I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
Nice Asimov.

Pickup Lines about Super Heros

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
As it happens, the suit does come off.
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?
I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
Chuck I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
They call me Mao Ze DONG.
I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
I motion to elongate the caucus.
You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

Pickup Lines about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang doesn't return because it's too afraid to come back.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 12 hours.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Noris works out 25 hours a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Kevlar is the synthetic version of Chuck Norris' moustache.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Barney Stinson Pick-up Lines from How I Met Your Mother

When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection.
I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.
With great penis comes great responsibility.
Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.
Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for!
You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!

Breaking Bad Lines

Real men know how to cook.
Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
My love for you is 99.1% pure.
Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.
Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.
I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.
I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse
You are the Lily to my Valley.
Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!
I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. -Hank
Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!

Mad Men Lines

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.
You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.
Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.
If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.
I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.
I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.
I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?
Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?
Can I expense you a drink?

Game of Throne Lines

Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies
The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants.
Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you?
Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day
I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you!
I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you.
Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.
Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking!
Want to see how sullied I am?
I may be an imp, but I never go limp.
Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.
I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart.
Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
I don't need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king.
You must be my sister, because I'm extremely attracted to you.
Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them.
Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!
If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Did it hurt... when you fell from the Moon Door?
Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.
You must be part halfwit, because the only thing you'll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.
I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad.
I'll stick you with my pointy end.
Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.
Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you.
"Valhar Cunnilingus!"
I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!
Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?

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