Entertainment and Celebrity Pickup Lines

Entertainment Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Entertainment



"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"

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If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
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Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Taylor Lautner and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
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Are you related to Johnny Depp?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!
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I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
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If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?
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"How about you let me put my Malcolm in your middle."
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I'm like Harry Houdini, I can make your clothes disappear in a snap.
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Girl you remind me of candy clark cause you sure got a sweet ass !
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Hey girl do you wanna dance cos you make my testicals do the macarena.
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"You make Taylor Swift look like a teletubbie."
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"Girl, if you were a transformer, you'd be a hot-o-bot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.
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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you
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I'm no David Blaine but I can do magic in bed.
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Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because every-time we meet I want to sing your name!
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"Let's play a love game, I'll be Alejandro, you can be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick!
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"Hey babe we go together like Lady Gaga and #1 records!"
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"Baby girl, your like Taylor Swifts single "You Belong with Me" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
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Bond. James Bond.
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I'm no Tiger Woods, but I am a Tiger, and I have Wood.
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Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson "Why, sure!"
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"Hello! I've just been elected President Of The United States! Care to come sit on my Oval Office?"
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"Okay!" Are you the daughter of Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
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Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
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Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to be some kinda of movie star.
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Trying to Pick Up Celebrity Pick Up Lines:


(To a baseball player) Girl: are you a catcher? Guy: no or yes, why? Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye.
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Fergi from the Black Eyed Peas- Hey Fergi, we have so much in common, I love girls with junk in their trunk.
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Go up to one or more of the Desparate Housewives (Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, etc) How about you and me go out on a date and we can do a sequel called Satisfied Housewives.
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Teeny Bop Pick Up Lines:
Hey, whats your name gorgeous?" "Selena, and yours?" "Justin Bieber, now don't forget that because you'll be screaming it later"

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"Baby girl, your like Pharrell Williams single "Happy"......Cause I just can't get you out of my head."
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Hey babe we go together like One Direction and #1 records!
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"Hi, am I mistaken or is Justin Bieber's song "Baby" about you?"
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"Hey there beautiful, would you make out with me if I told you that I stole Austin Mahones chapstick"
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"Baby girl, U and I are like Justin Bieber and glass doors, I can't move without falling for you first!"
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"Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Harry Styles and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me"
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"Are you related to Harry Styles?" (Why?) "Everytime you get near me my heart pounds and I want to scream!"
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"Let's play Celebrity Dogs, I'll be Justin Bieber's Papillon, you can be Selena Gomez's Husky Mix, and I'll bury my bone in your backyard!"
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"Let's play One Direction Mall Tour, you be a group fierce teens and I'll throw you some white meat!"
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"Hey baby girl my name is Bustin Drew Jieber, and I'm just like an Altoids mint, Small, White and Curiously Strong."
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Girl, If I was Justin Bieber, I'd follow you on twitter, DM you my phone number, and sing "I just need somebody to loooove" when you called!
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"Let's play doctor, you come down with Bieber Fever and I'll give you a full body exam!"
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Disney / FairyTale Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Disney and Fairytales

Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?

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You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
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I can take you to infinity and beyond.
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Call me Pooh, because all I want is you, honey.
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Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years.
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One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.
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I must be Lighting McQueen, 'cause you've got my heart racing.
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Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
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You are part of the circle of my life.
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Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
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You don't need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
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I'd really like to Poke-her-hontas.
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Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?
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There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
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Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
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Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
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I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell.
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Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
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Can you feel the love tonight?
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I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.
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You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"
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Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.
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Things are much better down where it's wetter.
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Science Fiction Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Science Fiction

You, me, here... this couldn't be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!

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Your mouth says, 'Shields up!', but your eyes say, 'A hull breach is imminent.'
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I can't help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!
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Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his light-saber?
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Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!
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I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
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You're the Obi-wan for me.
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You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.
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Yoda one for me.
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I usually Han Solo, but I'd let you turn on my light saber!
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What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
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"Urkuk lu Stalga." That's Klingon for "I love you baby."
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If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait until you see my wookie!
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Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
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How 'bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
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Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is.
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Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
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Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on 'stunning'.
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Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
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Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.
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Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom's place and watch 'Dr. Who'?
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Earth woman, prepare to be probed!
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Nice Asimov.
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Super Hero Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Super Heros

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

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I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
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I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
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Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
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I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
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You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
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Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
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You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
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You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
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They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
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They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
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My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
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As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
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Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
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Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
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As it happens, the suit does come off.
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Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
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They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
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Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
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I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?
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I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
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It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
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Chuck I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
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They call me Mao Ze DONG.
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I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
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Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
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I motion to elongate the caucus.
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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
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Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
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Pickup Lines about Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.
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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang doesn't return because it's too afraid to come back.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 12 hours.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
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Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
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Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
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Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris works out 25 hours a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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Kevlar is the synthetic version of Chuck Norris' moustache.
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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TV Personality Pickup Lines

Barney Stinson Pick-up Lines from How I Met Your Mother


When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.

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This.. what you're doing here - is giving me a de-rection.
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I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
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Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
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I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don't know why. Just ask god.
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I'm Barney, I don't get smitten. I smite.
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With great penis comes great responsibility.
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Believe it or not, I wasn't always as awesome as I am today.
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Barney is single... it's what America has been clamoring for!
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You're the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
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It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
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Breaking Bad Lines


Real men know how to cook.
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Girl, your eyes are bluer than Heisenberg's crystal!
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My love for you is 99.1% pure.
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Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
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Baby, the only thing clearer than this batch of crystal is the rock I'll put on your finger.
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Come inside my RV and I'll show you some real chemistry.
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I like your dress, but it would look better on the floor of my meth lab.
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I own a carwash. Let's get dirty.
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I won't call you bitch unless you want me to. -Jesse
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You are the Lily to my Valley.
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Girl, I'm about to explode in my pants like an improperly run meth lab.
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Crystal Meth ain't got nothing on you, baby!
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I'm in the DEA and I'm totally DTF. -Hank
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Feelin' lonely, girl? Better call Saul!
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If the trailer's a rockin', don't come a knockin'!
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Mad Men Lines

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

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I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.
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You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.
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Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.
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If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.
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I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.
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I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.
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I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
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Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?
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Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
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The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?
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Can I expense you a drink?
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Game of Throne Lines


Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon.
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Are you a White Walker? Because I want you to have my babies
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The real "Kingslayer" is in my pants.
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Is it hot in here because of the long summer, or is it just you?
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Are Hodor's legs tired? Because he's been carrying you through my mind all day
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I would conquer the seven kingdoms for you!
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I've fallen harder for you than Bran Stark.
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If you come up north for me, I'll go down south for you.
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Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.
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Did you get sacrificed to the God of Fire? Because you're smoking!
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Want to see how sullied I am?
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I may be an imp, but I never go limp.
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Are you my direwolf? Because I can definitely see myself taking over your body.
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I may be king in the north, but I want to be the king of your heart.
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Someone should tell the Old Gods and the New Gods that heaven is missing an angel.
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I don't need blood magic to raise your Dothraki king.
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You must be my sister, because I'm extremely attracted to you.
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Are your clothes a slave? Because I'd like to free you of them.
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Are you a traitor to the crown? Because I can definitely see you giving head to my pike.
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Show me your dragon, I'll make it spit fire!
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If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
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Did you sit on a lemon cake? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
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Did it hurt... when you fell from the Moon Door?
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Are you made of Dragon Glass? Because you're melting my heart.
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You must be part halfwit, because the only thing you'll be screaming tonight is my name. And my name is Hodor.
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I am the king, so if you don't go out with me, I'll kill your dad.
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I'll stick you with my pointy end.
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Is that milk of poppy in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Are you a Warg? Because I bet you're an animal in the sheets.
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Are you a servant of the Lord of Light, Rh'llor? Because I'm burning up around you.
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"Valhar Cunnilingus!"
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I'd climb the entire wall just to get your digits, girl!
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Have you taken a lifelong vow of celibacy or are you just playing hard to get?
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