Food Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Food

Let me be a chicken nugget. and take a dip in yo sauce.

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Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life
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Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.
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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.
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Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
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Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious
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Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
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Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
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I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
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Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Your Hot And I'm Ready.
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Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u
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I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
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Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants .
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Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!
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Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth.
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If you were a steak you would be well done.
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Do you like Cool Whip, cause its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face.
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Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.
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Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
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Do you like Hibachi?, Hibachi drop them panties and get on deez nutz
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I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime!
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Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips.
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Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave?
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You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
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I want you more then a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
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Do you sell hot dogs? Because you know how to make a wiener stand.
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Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.
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I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you
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If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you.
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I'm going to make you breakfast...Omellete you suck this dick.
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Are you a raisin? cus you're a raisin my dick.
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Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
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Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you!
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You’re like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
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Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
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Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill.
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Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
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You're so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
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"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
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Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
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Are you a meal at Mcdonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
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Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
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Can I double stuff your Oreo?
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Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
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Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.
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Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
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I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
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Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
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You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
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I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
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If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
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Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute Imma be jalapeno pu**y.
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Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.
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Do you like Alphabet soup...Cause you gonna be choking on the D
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Damn girl, you sure know how to farm! Cause' you are growing my stalk!
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Do you like BBQs, cause I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill
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Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date?
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So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.
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If your lips are vodka, then I want to get wasted.
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Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick.
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They call me Dr. Grape...The G is silent
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Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!
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"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"
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If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed.
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Do you like Smores? well how about s'more of this dick up you a**
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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
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(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.
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I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great.
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You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
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I'd take you to the bakery but there's nothing sweeter than you
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Do you like hot dogs girl? cause I'd put my weiner between those buns
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Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my banana
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Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
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Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
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Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
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They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.
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Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
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You want mexican food tonite? 'cause I want to eat your taco.
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You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.
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Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
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Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?
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Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick.
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You eat Ramen Noodles, well I'll be Ramen my noodle in you later.
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Do you like Wendys? Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face.
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I heard you like Assorted Nuts, well sit back as I sort these nuts in yo mouth.
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I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.
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Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to?
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I might not be 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.
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Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
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Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?
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Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
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I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
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I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?
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If you were a potato I would totally mash you.
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I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
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I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.
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I like my women like I like my doughnuts... HOT and HOLEY!
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
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Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?
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Do you want fries with that shake!
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Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
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Do you like hamburgers? cuz I'll go In-n-Out of you!
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You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
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(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling.
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
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Hey you thirsty, cause I can give you the Sunny-D.
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I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers.
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I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
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Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat.
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Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass.
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Do you like cherries? If not can I have yours?
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Your like 7/11 everyone gets a slurp and I think its my turn.
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Are you a frito cause your really corny.
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You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
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You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
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Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
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Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And I'm telling youuuu str8 up I'm thirsty.
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I heard you like DIM SUM, well you gonna take this dick and DIM SUM more.
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Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
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I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
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How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
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How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!
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Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
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Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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