Football Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Football

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

-38

You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
+71

Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
+56

Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
0

I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
0

I'm gonna go for two after I score.
+1

I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
0

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
0

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
0

I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
0

Wanna be my receiver tonight?
0

Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
+1

Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
0

I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
0