Cute Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Cute...
Where do you hide your halo?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.
You must be Halle Berry’s twin sister; the one they don’t talk about because she’s much more beautiful.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart.
You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it.
If I was your heart would you let me beat.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful. So, would you smile for me?
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
How does it feel? she ask's what; you say to be the only star in the sky.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
" Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart.
Flirty Cute Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Flirty and Cute...
Do you work for Domino's? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.
You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?
Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.
Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
"Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?"
"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I’d check my watch but I can’t take my eyes off you."
"Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?" (What?) "You know your name and number!"
Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."
Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz "Wii" Would Look Good Together.
Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"
"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
Mam you are on fire...Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?
Boy: "Will you read my palm?" Girl: "I don't see anything" Boy: "I didn't expect you to because love is blind."
Boy: "Have you ever been fishing before?" Girl: "Why?" Boy: "Because I think we should hook up!"
Boy: "Holy Shit (while looking at her)" Girl "What?" Boy: "Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!"
Boy: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here" Girl: "Whats up sexy?" Boy: "Oh nothing much, you?"
Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?" Girl: (puzzled look) Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"
Boy: "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" Girl: (Why?) Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"
Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl: (26, I think) Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T Girl: (Your still missing one) Boy: I'll give you the D later Boy:
"How does it feel?" Girl: "What do you mean?" Boy: "To be the only star in the sky"
Boy: "Nickel for your thoughts" Girl: "I thought it was a penny" Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more"
Boy: "Are your parents bakers?" Girl: "Why?" Boy: "Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!"
Boy: Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop. Girl: Red Light! Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!
Boy: "Do you play volleyball?" Girl: ("Yeah, why?") Boy: "Because you look like your good on your knees!"
Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?" Girl: (No, Why?) Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for!"
Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates..... Girl: Why? Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.
Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? Girl: WHAT! Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for? Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing
Flirty Rejection Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines Rejections that are Flirty...
Boy: "I'd really like to get into your pants." Girl: " No thanks. There's already one asshole in there!"
Boy: "Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?" Girl: "How about, you tell your boxers it's rude to point!"
Boy: "Hey baby, what’s your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
Boy: "Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I’m Lactose intolerant!"
Boy: "What are you doing later?" Girl: "Not You!"
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Boy: "What's its gonna take for you to come home with me?" Girl: "Chloroform!
Funny Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Funny...
"Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!"
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9...... And I'm the 1 you need.
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"
Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."
"Is your dad a military general? Because when you walked by, my privates snapped to attention"
Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe"
Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."
Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"
Boy: Girl, whats your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
"Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."
"If you were a transformer. You'd be a hot-o-bot, and you'd be called Optimus Fine!"
I'm not a weather man, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight.
I'm not a hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
"You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on."
"I heard you're a Gryffinwhore" (Why?) "Because you let every wizard Slytherin!"
"Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!" (Why?) "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I want you to know something but I'm too scared to tell you in person. So I'll just let the first 3 words of this sentence say it for me.
"Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."
"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
You must be a banana because I find you a peeling. Hey, wanna come over to Myspace and Twitter with my Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Forget pick up lines, we need break up lines like "is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass! You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)
I didn't grow up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can’t get some love, I’d like to get a piece.
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Keep calm and take your pants off.
What do you do for a living? I’m a proctologist; the sign on my office door says ‘park in rear.’
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more.
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.
"Smile if you want to sleep with me." (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
"You see that door over there? Let’s go out."
You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck... (wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river.
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
Gurl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops.
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing You remind me of my appendix.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Didn’t I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Girl your backside must be a cannon cause that ass is banging.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya.
Yaharrrr You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
It's a celebration bitches! Now show Rick James your titi's!
"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Are you the dub to my step? cause’ I wub wub wub you.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh.
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares.
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo.
Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
Are you a thrift shop? Cuz yo tags aren't the only thing I'll be popping.
How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole.
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super."
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion.
" Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
"You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer."
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
My wife doesn’t understand me.
You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.
"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw.
Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U.
"You wanna go skinny dipping... in my water bed?"
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
You wanna see a donkey show?
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Are you a candle ? (if no) Good because I'd get real sad once that fire goes out. (if yes) I wanna drip my wick on you.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I?m only a cartoonist!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Those are nice legs. do they come over easy?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Hey! tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes .
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
If you were a Pirate would your parrot be on this sholder (hand on closer sholder) or this sholder? (arm around her with hand on other sholder)
"Are you here alone, or will someone have to retain your affections over my dead body?"
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
I need a dollar but I only have 90 cents...... do you want to be my dime?
Do your parents compose classical music? Cause baby got Bach!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.
Are you a drum? cause i'd bang you.
"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I’d love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Do you know the best way to stop back pain and lose 20 pounds? Get a penis reduction; it worked for me!
Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
"You know, sometimes it's nice flirting with your eyes accross the room for hours. But today ain't one of those times. Now what's your name?"
Did you just fart? Shes says (No) "Well you just blew me away"!
Roses are Red Violets are Blue, How about I put this D inside of you.
Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
If your were a stamp, I'd lick your backside and send you to funkytown.
I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".
Did you sleep in a garbage can last night? Because you are looking trashy!
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
If you come home with me, we can do whatever we want – as long as we don’t wake up my mom.
"I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way."
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?"
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
I'll be wiz khalifa and you can be my joint.
Excuse me, My name is Ben Dover (bend over). Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)? Or should I do it for you?
I haven’t seen my ex-wife for over ten years. Nobody else has either; I’ll never tell.
People say I remind them of a cute teddy bear; I weigh 300 pounds, I’m really hairy, and I sleep all winter.
Baby I last longer than a white crayon.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Nothing lasts forever... Can you be my nothing?
I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
My favorite singer is Mick Jagger. He can’t get no satisfaction, and neither can I. Want to help me change that?
Did I tell you I’m filthy rich and my mother’s dead?
I have the "I", I have the "L", I have the "O", I have the "V", I have the "E", so, can I have "U"?
I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line.
People keep telling me that I’m overweight. Just because I buy my underwear in the extra-large equator size doesn’t mean I’m overweight – does it?
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!
I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple!
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.
Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed > Your body is 65% water and I'm thirsty.
Hey, don't frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
Fascinating. I've been looking at your eyes all night long, 'cause I've never seen such dark eyes with so much light in them
.Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you're so Dope!
Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!
There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Put down that cupake... you're sweet enough already.
You wanna know what's beautiful? Read the first word again.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
Are you Jewish? Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!"?
If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I'm asking for is one from you.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.
Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet.
Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" (What?) "This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight.
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
(As she is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
Somebody better call God, cuz heaven's missing an angel!
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
'm Mr. Right, someone said you were looking for me?
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.
If you were a transformer, you'd be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams.
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.
What's on the menu? Me-n-U
You're like pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
I'd say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
My friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't... I think you're absolutely gorgeous!
Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. br> Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.
Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect.
Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.
Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you're a-Dora-ble!
I don't know if you're beautiful, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
You don't need keys to drive me crazy.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
People call me John, but you can call me tonight.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!
Be unique and different, say yes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.
if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!
Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'.
When God made you, he was showing off.
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
Is your last name Campbell? Cause you're "mmmm... good!"
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle.
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you've made me smile, I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
(Put your fingers on the other's nipples) Hey, here's (name), comin' at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.
Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.
Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
This time next year let’s be laughing together.
Is your last name Whitman, because I want to sample you.
Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need.
Most guys need 3 meals a day to keep going... I just need eye contact from you.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!
I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.
Do I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend.
Is your father Little Caesar? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!
Wow! Are those real?
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
You are the reason men fall in love.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
If you were ground coffee, you'd be Espresso cause you're so fine.
You better call Life Alert, 'cause I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
You're single. I'm single. Coincidence? I think not.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You look like my third wife. [how many time have you been married?] Twice.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You should be someone's wife.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
There must be a lightswitch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.'
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it.
our ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge.
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. [WHAT?] Well it has to be illegal to look that good!
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
You're so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.
I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!
This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
Here's the key to my house, my car... and my heart.
If we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)
Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.
If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery...I would chose winning the lottery...but it would be close...real close...
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Stare at girl . ("What're you staring at?")
You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.
You're hotter than donut grease.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
If you were a steak you would be well done.
It's dark in here. Wait! It's because all of the light is shining on you.
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
On The Phone
She/He says: "Hold on"
You Say: "Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you."
Are you a microwave oven? Cause you melt my heart.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you a girl scout, cause you tie my heart in knots.
You're so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
Let's play Winnie the Pooh and get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Sweet Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Sweet...
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
How was Heaven when you left it?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
" If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Girl, you're really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
" Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Are You Blood,Cause My Heart Cant Survive Without You.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizard."
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you.
Knock Knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive you.
I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away. I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
Boy: Close your eyes. Girl: K Boy: What do you see? Girl: Nothin. Boy: That's my life without you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower...and thought of you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea.
Your so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept loosing my breath...
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I now believe in Angels.
Do you believe in fate?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
I know I don't have a library card but can I check you out?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it.
"Excuse me, miss, but do you have a twin sister?" "I am afraid not... Why do you ask?" "Then, indeed, I must be speaking to the most beautiful woman in all the world."
Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"
Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Well, count all the stars in the sky.