Gay & Lesbian Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Gay and Lesbians
F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy Bottom?
When I'm around you I can't think straight.
Do you mind if I push in your stool?
Nice butt! What time does it open?
I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.
We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
I'm so GLAAD to have met you!
You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I hope you don't have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me.
Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have –
Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow.
Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.
(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
Nice ass... what time does it open?
Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?