Gay & Lesbian Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Gay and Lesbians

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy Bottom?

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When I'm around you I can't think straight.
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Do you mind if I push in your stool?
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Nice butt! What time does it open?
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I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
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Are you a burger, because you can be the meat between my buns!
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Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
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May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
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Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
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Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?
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It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.
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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.
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Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
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Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
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I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.
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We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
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I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!
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I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
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I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.
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I'm so GLAAD to have met you!
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You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
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My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
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"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
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Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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I hope you don't have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me.
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Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
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I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
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We’re having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
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I’ve never seen such a big bulge in a man’s pants. Wait a minute, yes I have –
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Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?
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Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns.
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
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You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
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I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
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My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
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Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow.
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Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.
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Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?
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You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.
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I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.
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(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
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Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
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"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
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I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!
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Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.
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Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
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Nice ass... what time does it open?
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Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?
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