Ghetto Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about the Ghetto/Trap


"Just get in tha car, bitch... I'm famous"

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"A genie'll come out ov my penis ... For real tho but only if u rub it hard enuff"
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"You a good girl, u jus need a thug in ya life to treat u rite!"
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"Hey bitch u want dis dick?"
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"You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car"
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"Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u"
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"Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime."
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Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.
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"I'm digging you like a shovel ma!"
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Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!
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"The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate"
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"Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!"
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Hey boo, I'd like to be a part of your next abortion.
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Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.
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Watch your step gurl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.
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I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all up in that booty....
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Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cuz I put the D in Raw.
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"The only nigguh flya than you .. is yo reflection"
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"Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!"
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"You know I live a Magnum Lifestyle"
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"I'm lookin' for a girl like my mother. She knew her place. But in a good way."
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"There's somethin wrong wit your phone... my numbers not in it"
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"I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid "Sweet And Go Down Easy.."
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"Hey girl you got a father? ....Want a daddy?"
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Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave.
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"Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person"
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"Ok, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?"
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"I have good credit"
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Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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"Was your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you."
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Why pay $5 when you can't get this footlong for free.
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"I'm Lil Wayne bitch"
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"Hey beautiful.. let me scan your barcode.
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"smile and show dimple"
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"If fine was a felony you'd be on death row."
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"Baby you thicker than a novel, and I wanna read all yo pages"
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Aww, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
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Damn you got a big A S S !!
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"Is this your real hair cause I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!...so can i have your number?"
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"I claim you in the name of JESUS!"
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Do you like Pizza, cuz I want a pizza dat ass.
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"Don't worry I'll look better after a few drinks"
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"If I was in your 1st grade class I would have played house with you"
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I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in.
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That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
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"If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?"
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"I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!"
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"Hey girl you lookin like a tall glass of water and I'm tellin ya I'm thirsty"
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"If what matters is on the inside... Howsabout I get on the inside?"
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Hey Shawty, do I stand a chance with you or shall I just move on to your fat friend?
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Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.
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Hey babe, do you know how to drive? cause I would love to ride.
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"I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack."
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"Dont worry bout me baby I'm gettin sum measurements I'm bout to lay some pipe"
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"Hi, I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."
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"If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town"
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Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my dick down your throat.
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"Who yo hair dresser? Tell her I apologize for messing up her work"
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"You hungry? Ha I am..bust that p*ssy open for me"
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"Is there a fire in here or are we just standing too close"
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Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste you "Now And Later"
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"So what directory should I look for your heart's number?"
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"AYE baby..is that my name tattooed on your back"
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"AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix"
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"Lemme borrow that number girl"
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"I got some suga for ya"
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Girl you look so good, I wish I could plant a whole field of yall!
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"You're so hot you must've started all of globle warming"
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"Are you in my class? Because I really need help studying that anatomy"
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