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Pickup Lines for Girls and Women

You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.

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"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

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Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.

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Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?

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Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

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Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

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I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

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Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

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My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today.

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I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

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Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.

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"Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."

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br> "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

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What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

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You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

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Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice.

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They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass.

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Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

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"I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?"

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"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."

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Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

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Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?

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Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

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Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

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Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy!

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Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.

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Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

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Have you been to my yard?

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I bought my yoga pants on sale but if you come to my house they are 100% off.

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I make the best milkshakes You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?

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Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

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Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.

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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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Are you a parking ticket? Cause’ you got fine written all over you.

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

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You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?

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"Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?"

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Nice package let me help unwrap that!

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Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

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You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo.

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Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.

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Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar.

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I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

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I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans.

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You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

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Are you a smoke detector? Cause you're really loud and annoying.

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Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

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Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns.

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I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?

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I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

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I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.

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You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out.

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I'll be your drum...you can beat this all night long!

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I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

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Would you like to go to wonderland...... Him/Yeah! Can I be alice and you the mad hatter?

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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

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Walk up to a guy bend down in front of him and say do these look real?

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If you were a pole I would dance all over you.

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Hey in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?

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Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free.

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I’m not Rapunzel, but I’ll still let you pull my hair.

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If a guy asks you "have you got the time?" answer " if you got the energy"

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Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

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"That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."

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My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

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