Halloween Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Halloween

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...

-15

Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
-13

That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
+4

I would totally carve your pumpkin.
-1

If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
+3

You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
0

You are dead sexy. Literally.
0

You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
-2

I want a taste of your Milky Way.
0

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-3

If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
+4

Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
+6

Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.
0

Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
-3

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
-1

Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
-1

Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
+8

I wanna bob for your apples.
-4

You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
+3

I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
+7

You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
+5

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
+1

Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
+2

You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
-2

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
-4

When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
-3

I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
0

Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?
-3

Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
+1

Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
+4

Hello there, boo-tiful!
+1

Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
+2

I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
+7

Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
-2

That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
+9

Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
+1

My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
+2

You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
+1