History Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about History
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm sorry, TET Offensive?
I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..Now let me hide in you.
Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
"The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?"
"You must be the eighth wonder of the world!"
Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
Are you a tower? Cos Eiffel for you.
"If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
"Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."
Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.