Hockey Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Hockey

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

+2

I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
+1

What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
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Nice Skates... wanna puck?
+2

You know, less teeth means more tongue!
-1

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
0

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
+5

You wanna be my equipment manager?
0

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
+3

I bet I can score on your 5-hole
+2

I've got a curved stick.
+1

I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
+1

My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
+1

Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
0

Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
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If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
+1

If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
+1

Can I slip one past your goalie?
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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
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