Hockey Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Hockey
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You wanna be my equipment manager?
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I've got a curved stick.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!