Holiday Pickup Lines
St. Patrick's Day Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for St. Patrick's Day
I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!
Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.
Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's-a-Dublin!
You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?
Valentine's Day Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Valentine's Day
I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Hello, Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.
When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
Christmas & Santa Clause Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Christmas and Santa Claus
I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
I've got something special in the sack for you!
How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Some of my best toys run on batteries...
Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Halloween Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Halloween
I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...
Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
You are dead sexy. Literally.
You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.
Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I wanna bob for your apples.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?
Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
Hello there, boo-tiful!
Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
Easter Bunny Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about the Easter Bunny
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I'm in the mood to multiply.
There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?
You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
You put the cream in my eggs.
I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I could never Passover you.
It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
Thanksgiving Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Thanksgiving
I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
New Year's Eve Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for New Year's Eve
Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?
Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?
Don't leave too early... the last thing I want to say to you before we part is 'good morning'.
Do you want to see two balls drop?
Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
Looks like we're the only ones still standing... let's get out of here!
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?