Holiday Pickup Lines

St. Patrick's Day Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for St. Patrick's Day


I don't have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I'll give you luck!

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Top of the morning to you... actually, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.
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Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
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Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
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Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
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If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!
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Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
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Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
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Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's-a-Dublin!
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You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.
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Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
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How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?
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Valentine's Day Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Valentine's Day

I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

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Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!
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I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
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Hello, Cupid called... he says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces... just like a Whitman's Sampler.
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Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
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Can I have a kiss on the cheek? I want to be able to say a gorgeous girl kissed me on Valentine's Day.
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I'll be your "alentine" for now, you'll need to give me the "V" after dinner.
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When I look at you, I see more stars than the cast list in that Valentine's Day movie.
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Christmas & Santa Clause Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Christmas and Santa Claus

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

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That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
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I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
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Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
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I've got something special in the sack for you!
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How about sitting on my lap and seeing what pops up?
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Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
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I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
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Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
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Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
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How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
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Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
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Wanna check out my mistletoe belt buckle?
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Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
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I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
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Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
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I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
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He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh.
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Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
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You are what I want for Christmas.
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I can get you off the Naughty List.
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You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
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Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
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Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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I’ve got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
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Some of my best toys run on batteries...
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Your stocking isn't the only thing I'll be stuffing tonight...
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
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I've got something you can hang a wreath on.
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What do you say we make this a "not-so-silent" night?
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Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
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Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
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Believe me... if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
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Halloween Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Halloween

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...

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Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
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That's a nice Witch costume, but you won't be needing the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
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I would totally carve your pumpkin.
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If I were a zombie, I'd eat you first.
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You must be tired, because you've been running through my nightmares all night!
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You are dead sexy. Literally.
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You look so good, you're making my man-bits rise from the dead.
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I want a taste of your Milky Way.
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Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
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Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.
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Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.
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Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!
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I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.
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Wanna find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my Tootsie Pop?
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Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
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I wanna bob for your apples.
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You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
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I can't find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
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You're the most boo-tiful ghost I've seen all night!
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Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!
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Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
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You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
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Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.
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I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
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Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me "PumpkinHead"?
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Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look "Boo-ti-licious"
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Why'd you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as "the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party"?
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Hello there, boo-tiful!
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Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
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I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
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Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
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That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
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Trick or treat at my place and I guarantee you'll get a full-size Snickers bar!
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My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
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You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?
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Easter Bunny Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about the Easter Bunny

My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!

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I'm in the mood to multiply.
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There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?
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You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.
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If you come back to my place, I'll give you a 'peeps' show.
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I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
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I'm on a hunt - for your number.
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You're not just somebunny... you're my bunny.
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I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
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Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
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You put the cream in my eggs.
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I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
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I could never Passover you.
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It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
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Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Thanksgiving


I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

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Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
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Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
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Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
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Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
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Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
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I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
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I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
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Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
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Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
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Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
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I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
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I can give you something to really be thankful about!
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The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
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There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
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You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
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New Year's Eve Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for New Year's Eve

Wanna ring in the New Year with a bang?

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Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?
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Don't leave too early... the last thing I want to say to you before we part is 'good morning'.
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Do you want to see two balls drop?
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Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
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Looks like we're the only ones still standing... let's get out of here!
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Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now.
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Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?
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