Internet Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about the Internet
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF.
Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?
YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo
All my base are belong to you.
I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.
Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.
Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!
Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!