Is Your Dad Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are 'Is Your Dad' Lines
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime I look at you I get wood in my pants.
Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
Is your dad a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide.
Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb.
Is your dad retarded cause your special.
Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?
Is your dad a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!
Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!
Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.
Is your dad a photographer.....because I can picture us together.
Is your dad a butcher? Because I want to bone you.
Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
Was you're father a meat-burgler? cause someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants.
Is your dad a drug dealer? cause you sure are dope!
Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Is your daddy a hunter. 'cause your such a fox!
Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.
Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.
Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes.
Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.
Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
Is you dads name Oliver, cause soon you'll be Oliver this dick.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Is your daddy a magician? Cause abracaDAYUM!
Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.
Is your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
Is your dad an artist because your a fine peice of work Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Cause you're TIGHT!
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat.
Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) Oh I thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!
Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!
Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl:no then how did you get those stars in your eyes.
Is you dad a lumberjack, cuz baby you giving me wood.
Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"
Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
Is your daddy a pilot? ... Cause you're FLY!
Is your dad an alien because your out of this world.