Is Your Dad Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are 'Is Your Dad' Lines

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

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Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime I look at you I get wood in my pants.
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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.
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Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Is your dad a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide.
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Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb.
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Is your dad retarded cause your special.
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Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?
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Is your dad a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!
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Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!
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Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.
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Is your dad a photographer.....because I can picture us together.
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Is your dad a butcher? Because I want to bone you.
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Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.
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Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
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Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
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Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
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Was you're father a meat-burgler? cause someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants.
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Is your dad a drug dealer? cause you sure are dope!
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Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
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"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
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Is your daddy a hunter. 'cause your such a fox!
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Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.
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Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
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Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.
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Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes.
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Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.
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Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
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Is you dads name Oliver, cause soon you'll be Oliver this dick.
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Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
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Is your daddy a magician? Cause abracaDAYUM!
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Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
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Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.
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Is your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.
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Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
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Is your dad an artist because your a fine peice of work Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Cause you're TIGHT!
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Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
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Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat.
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Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) Oh I thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!
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Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!
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Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl:no then how did you get those stars in your eyes.
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Is you dad a lumberjack, cuz baby you giving me wood.
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Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
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Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"
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Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
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Is your daddy a pilot? ... Cause you're FLY!
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Is your dad an alien because your out of this world.
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