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Jewish Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Jewish People

You had me at Shalom.

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I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
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Can I put out your burning bush?
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Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
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Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
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I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
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Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
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Do you want to shake my luluv?
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If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
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God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.
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I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway.
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You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise.
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Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.
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Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?
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Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
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Can I come into your massada?
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Which commandment do you want to break?
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Want to party in my sukkah?
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Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
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Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...
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Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
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My apples are just dying for your honey!
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Don't worry I won't passover you.
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I'll take you to the promised land.
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Can I go into you garden of Eden?
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Can I light your manorah?
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Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you.
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God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
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Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
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That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
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Got any Jewish in you? Want some?
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All I want for Channukah is you.
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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
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The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
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The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
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I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
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After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for
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Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...
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Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
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How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
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Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
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If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
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Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
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This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
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Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
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How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
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Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
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When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
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Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
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I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
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Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
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A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
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In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
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