Mad Men Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Mad Men

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

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I don't mind sleeping alone, but napping in my office without you is unbearable.
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You don't want to get in this boys club... it wants to get in you.
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Forget growing old together, let's pickle our youth in gin together.
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If you really love me, you'll make me your mistress.
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I'm not trying to hit on you. I'm selling you a product, and that product is me.
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I'm just like Peggy Olson... Come back to my place, I've got all the ideas and will do all the work.
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I'm guaranteed best on the market, voted #1 in satisfaction, and will leave you feeling refreshed, relaxed and invigorated.
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Let's ignore the Surgeon General's warning together... Lucky Strike?
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Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.
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The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?
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Can I expense you a drink?
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