Medieval and Middle Ages Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Medieval Times
Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!
What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.
What a fine set of chalices you have.
It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.
Would you care to see my longsword in action?
You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?
Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land .