Music Pickup Lines

Music Pick-up Lines for Musicians


If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!

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You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
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This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
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Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
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I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
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Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
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You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
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I can make you hit all the high notes!
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You had me at cello.
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Excuse me, do you believe in premarital sax?
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Would you like to play my organ?
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I'd like to finger your fret board.
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Flute players provide some cheap trills.
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I C Major potential in us getting together.
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Good boys deserve more than just fudge.
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Girl, you give me a tromboner.
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Save a drum, bang a drummer.
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This reed isn't the only thing I can get wet.
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That's a nice set of mallets you have.
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Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp!
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I'd love to strum your g-string.
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I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
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Perhaps you and your friend would like to play a trio with me?
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The pads on my MPC2000XL aren't the only thing I'll be banging tonight.
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My embouchure is good for more than just playing the trumpet, if you know what I mean.
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I bet that flute isn't the only thing you know how to blow.
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Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.
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You wanna grease my slide?
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You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
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I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
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Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
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The Proclaimers would walk 500 miles to "come back home to you," but I'll do you one better. I'll sit through an entire Nickelback concert.
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Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick.
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Composers always score.
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