Muslim/Islamic Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Muslims

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

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I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
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Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
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I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
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What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
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I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
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I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
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Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
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You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long
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So, read any good Surahs lately?
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That hijab really compliments your eyes.
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That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
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I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
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I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
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I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
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Your feet made me lower my gaze.
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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
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Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
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It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
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You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
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You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
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Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
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Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
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Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
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