Newer Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Newer
Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute.
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
Are you an aspirin because I'd like to take you every 4 to 6 hours.
If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby youd be a field.
I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Hey girl. You got a father? ....Want a daddy?
If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I'd like to mount and take back to my place.
Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.
Levi’s should pay your ass a royalty.
Motion your finger to a girl to get her to come your way. When she arrives say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
You owe me money!! (Why?) because you've been living in my heart and not payin rent.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
"Your name must be winter because you're about to be coming."
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I'd pour myself all over you.
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
You know how your hair would look really good? [No.] In my lap.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
"Is your name homework? 'Cause I'm not doing you, but I should be."
I'm not Charmin, but I'd be all up in that booty....
Kissing is a language of love....... so how bout a conversation?
How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?
If you were a laser you'd be set to stunning.
Baby, your lips are like candy and I'm the fat kid.
Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And I'm telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
If you were a word on a piece of paper you would read (fine print).
Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
You're in a relationship, I'm in a relationship but that doesn't mean we can't have relations.
You must be a ship you've always been on my radar.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy.
Is your last name pepper cause your smokin'!
Hey baby, wanna see the pot of gold at the end of my rainbow.
Can I use your phone to call God & I need to tell him 1 of his angels are missing.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.
I'm not a big fan of your last name but don't worry, I can change that.
If fine was a felony you'd be on death row.
Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel!
I can't play the guitar but I'll sure pluck your G String.
"Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!"
Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay.... RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?
Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Cute smile...Is that the only thing you can do with those lips?
Am I in the woods cuz your a fox.
Hi, I'm a fine art appraiser and your ass is priceless!
If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, dont worry because I wanted you for christmas.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas can I come see you between the holidays.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
(for an overweight person)"Hey baby, do you want to put the love in these handles?"
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
"How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
Excuse me for interupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.
God almost didn't make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
Awww.. Baby gurl. You aint no dime because dimes get spent, but in other words you are a diamond because they last forever.
See that girl over there (if yes) shes likes nails. I sure hope you prefer screws cuz I can give you alot!
Is your body a map? Cause I love to travel!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Did you just take a shower or is it me that's making you wet?
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, give me a call.
Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder!!
Be unique and different, just say yes.
You look so sweet your giving me a toothache.
Hey babe...do you realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Damn Girl, your about to make the rocket in my pants blast off!
Have you ever slid down a rail, She says "no" would you like to slide down mine.
Girl, your so hot, I need oven mitts!
Hi, my name is Doug. Backwards, it's god with a little bit of U wrapped around it.
We're both fine specimens. Let's say we go make some more.
Smile if you want to sleep with me then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...
If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Am I pleased to see you or did I just put a canoe in my pocket.
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Didn’t I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine.
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some Vitamin me.
Haven't we met before?... I'm not too good with names but I'm awesome with numbers.
If a kiss was a snow flake I would send you a snow storm.
Your name must be mickey, cause you so fine. (In reference to One Hit Wonder Song by Toni Basil)
Nice pants...can I test the zipper?
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to use in the morning?
Can I get your football jersey (what?) you know your name and number.
If I put my key in your ignition will it turn you on?
I need to make a citizens arrest against you, cause it’s a crime to be that fine!
Your like cigarettes. Addictive as hell.
Did you brush your teeth this morning or do I need to taste them to find out?
Wow. I must be good at darts because I hit a bullseye with you.
Could you step away from the bar? You're making all the ice melt.
Do you have an extendo ladder? because the first wall you put between us was to high for my regular ladder.
Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means.
Drop a packet of sugar on the floor next to the girl you are after. Pick it up and say "I'm sorry, but I think you dropped your name tag!"
Wanna try and Australian kiss? (what's that?) It's like a French kiss...only down under.
Hey you free for dinner, because I have a private chef who makes a mean breakfast in bed.....You see where I'm going with this? (Works better if you actually do have a private chef)
Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
Lets play circus, first sit on my face. I'll guess your weight and I'll eat the difference.
Do you have a cellphone in your back pocket(why?) Cause yo booty been callin me alll dayyy.
Excuse me I think you droped something (when she asks what?) "My Jaw"
Since beauty is only skin deep, your body has no insides...
Are you an alien cause you have just abducted my heart.
I'd buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the straw
Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
Are you a boxer?? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?
Did you wash your clothes in windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
Excuse me, do you have a quarter? (No,why?) Well cause I told my girlfriend I'd call her when I found someone better.
You wanna play pool? I'll shoot my balls in your holes.
Hey baby, is your name Daisy? Becuase I have the urge to plant you right here.
Girl do you have a fever cause you sure look hot !
I think I saw a picture of you once. I saw it in the dictionary. It was right next to the word "KABLAAM"
Do you like punani .. because I would like 2 eat sum!
It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine.
Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too.
Hey, I just got my room sound proofed. Would you like to go test it out?
Are your parents terrorists? Cause you're the bomb.
Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on fire!
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.
Are you a lightswitch? Why? Cause you really turn me on.
I like my coffee just like I like my women with (extra sugar, black, etc)
Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin?(no, why?) Cuz I noticed the humps.
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."
The only vowels I need are U and I.
Do you need a napkin? because you look dirty!
Are you a pirate? {she replies no why?} cause I am diggin your booty. (or chest).
Baby, you give the sun a reason to SHINE.
Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime.
Is there a magnet in here cuz baby? I'm attracted to you.
I saw you from across the room, and I fainted, and hit my head. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Hey do you want to play Pearl Harbor. (if yes) It is where I sit back and you blow the hell out of me.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
You know what would look good on you.....me.
Were you standing by the fire? (why) Cause your hair is on fire.
You so fine I'd bite yo toe nails and drink yo bath water.
(Two girls are talking to each other) Interupt them saying, "Hello ladies. I don't mean to come between you... or do I?
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill.
Wanna make like scarface and say hello to my little friend.
You have monkey wrench eyes, everytime I look into them my nuts tighten.
Do you have a paper towel cuz I get dirty lookin at you!
If you were my deck I would take out the nails and screw you.
Before you put that outfit on they were just clothes, But with you in it.. it is a fashion statment.
"If I was naked, holding some pie and ice cream, would that still be dessert? or would I?"
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You have something on your ass [WHAT?] My eyes.
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.
I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
(Boy)Wanna play titanic:(Girl)Yeah:(Boy) When I say iceberg you go down.
Are you The Matrix, cause I'm the One.
If I filp a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
Are you Greek[IF NO] Are you sure because you look like a goddess to me.
Do you know where the nearest insane assylum is? Because baby, without you I'm going crazy.
"That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too."
Man.... Christmas must have come early this year because you where first on my Christmas list.
Hey you know what(what) you remind me of homework (why) because your always ready to be done.
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.