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Physics & Science Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Physics and Science

That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

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What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
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I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.
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Your lab bench, or mine?
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Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
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Don't you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It's just SO misleading.
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Hey baby. It's massive. You know what I'm talking about.
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What's your resonance frequency?
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Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
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I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see?
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Wanna couple our equations tonight?
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Can I have your significant digits?
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I haven't gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars?
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Did you swallow a magnet? Because you're attractive.
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Top quark or bottom quark?
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You're more special than relativity.
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My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
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How do you feel about group experiments?
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Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
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Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
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Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I'd still fall for you!
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Let's exchange fermions!
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Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
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You and Me = Grand Unification
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Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
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In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
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Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
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I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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