Political Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines that are Political
I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
They call me Mao Ze DONG.
I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
I motion to elongate the caucus.
You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.