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Political Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines that are Political

I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
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They call me Mao Ze DONG.
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I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
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Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
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I motion to elongate the caucus.
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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
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Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
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