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Redneck Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Rednecks

You’re hair is just about as purdy as that squirrel’s I skinned this morning. And it smells just as good!

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If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
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Are yer parents retarded? 'cuz ya sure are special.
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My Love fer you is like diarrhea - I kin't hold it in.
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I may not have as many teeth as Fred Flinstone, but wanna watch me make my bedrock?
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Can I make you a drink? My still is in the back of my camper- Or as I call it- my sheep shack.
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Well, aren’t you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
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Hey babe...do you realise that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
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Oh, you live in the country......... I'd like to check you for ticks!
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d sure shootin’ put U and me together.
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I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid "Sweet And Go Down Easy.."
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A few more beers, and I’d probly do ya. So give me a minute darling, and then I’ll give you one!
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God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents!
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If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
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"Let's go fishing, I'll be the rod, you be the fish and later on we'll hook up!".
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If you think this buckle is big wait till you see what's behind it.
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"I might be missing teeth, but that just leaves more room for your tongue."
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"Like my belt buckle?" (Why?) "It would look better on your forehead!"
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Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in the mud! You are mighty purdy for a heavy girl.
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Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.
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Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
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If you were a tree and I was a squirrel, i'd store my nuts in you.
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Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.
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Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U
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Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
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I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you're one fine hoe
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Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."
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Is there a mirror in yer pants? 'cuz I can see myself in em.
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Country boys don't need pick-up lines, cause they've got pick-up trucks.
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Girl you must be my cousin cause I wanna do you.
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You go curves like a racetrack, and tonight, I'm gonna be your Ricky Bobby.
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Did you fart? 'cuz you just blew me away!
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Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.
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Hey Baby. Wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.
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You might not be the best lookin girl here but beauty's only a light switch away.
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Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
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Hi there darling. Wow, I bet you were really hot when you were about my age!
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Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I’ll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
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Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
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I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
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