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Rejections & Comebacks Pickup Lines

Pickup Line Rejections and Comebacks

Man: You are the reason why men fall in love.
Woman: Thank you. And you are the reason why women don't.

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Man: I'd really like to get into your pants.
Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

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Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the STD Clinic.

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Man: I can give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't usually accept cheap gifts.

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Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

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Man: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!
Woman: Yeah! To pick up some chicks!

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

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Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

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Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

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Man: Hi girl, your place, or mine?
Woman: You go back to yours and I go back to mine.

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Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Away from you.

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Man: Is this seat taken?
Woman: No, and mine will not be anymore if you sit down.

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Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

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Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

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Man: I will do whatever it takes to please you.
Woman: Ok, please me by getting out of my sight.

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Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you.
Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?

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Man: If I am able to rearrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together.
Woman: Oh, how sweet. If you asked me, I would put "F" and "U" together.

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Older Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

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Man: So, wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

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Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't, I have a Tempurpedic

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Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

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Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!

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Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

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Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!

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Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I’m a female impersonator.

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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY

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Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

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Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing !

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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

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Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with u.

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Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!

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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!

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Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.

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Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

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Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."

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Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

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Man: I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

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Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!

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Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic

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Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)

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Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?

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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and spit on him.

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Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.

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(If a girl insults you) Hey, I may not be the prettiest guy in here, but Im the only one talking to you.

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Flirty Rejections

Boy: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Girl: " No thanks. There's already one asshole in there!"
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Boy: "Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?"
Girl: "How about, you tell your boxers it's rude to point!"
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Boy: "Hey baby, what’s your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

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Boy: "Hi, my name is “Milk.” I’ll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I’m Lactose intolerant!"

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Boy: "What are you doing later?"
Girl: "Not You!"

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Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

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Boy: "What's its gonna take for you to come home with me?"
Girl: "Chloroform!"

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