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Religious & Atheist Pickup Lines

Christian Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Christians


Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

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For you I would slay two Goliaths.
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You float my ark.
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Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized... I don't have yours!
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I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.
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The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'... how about dinner?
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I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I'm being lead to Bethlehem.
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My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits
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You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
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You are perfect, except with all the sin.
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I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
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Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
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Bathsheba had nothing on you.
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Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
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Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
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Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.
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How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
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If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
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Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough
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I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
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I just don't feel called to celibacy.
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I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
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If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
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Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
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I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days.
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Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
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When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
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I put the "stud" in bible study.
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I didn't know angels flew this low.
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I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
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Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
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Here's my number... Call me if you need prayer.
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What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
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I'm usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.
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I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
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br> Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
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You make me want to be a better Christian.
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You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
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Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
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Jewish Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Jewish People

You had me at Shalom.

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I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
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Can I put out your burning bush?
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Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
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Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
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I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
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Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
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Do you want to shake my luluv?
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If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
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God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.
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I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway.
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You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise.
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Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.
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Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?
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Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
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Can I come into your massada?
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Which commandment do you want to break?
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Want to party in my sukkah?
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Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
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Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...
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Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?
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My apples are just dying for your honey!
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Don't worry I won't passover you.
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I'll take you to the promised land.
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Can I go into you garden of Eden?
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Can I light your manorah?
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Are you the massiah, beacuse I've been waiting for you.
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God just told me there was going to be a flood and I've decided to save you.
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Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
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That's a nice-looking yarmulke you're wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
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Got any Jewish in you? Want some?
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All I want for Channukah is you.
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Let me see your shirt tag, that's right, made in Eden.
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The first line of the Shma commands us to "Love the Lord with all your heart." After meeting you, I don't think I can keep that mitzvah.
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The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.
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I don't care what the Torah says, I'm not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
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After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for
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Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns...
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Funny, I don't remember climbing Jacob's ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
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How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
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Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
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If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
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Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
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This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
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Can I dip my maror in your charoset.
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How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.
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Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
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When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
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Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
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I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
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Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
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A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
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In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
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Islamic/ Muslim Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Muslims

Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

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I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
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Our parents engaged us when we were little... they must have forgotten to tell you.
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I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
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What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
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To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
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I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
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I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
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Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
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You remind me of the Ka'aba - I could walk around you all day long
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So, read any good Surahs lately?
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That hijab really compliments your eyes.
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That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?
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I know Halal meat does a body good, but wow, how much you been eatin'?
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I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one.
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I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk.
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Your feet made me lower my gaze.
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After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!
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Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
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It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
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You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.
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You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.
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Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
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Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.
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Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
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Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
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Hindu Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Hindus

Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

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I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
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We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
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Atheist Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Atheists

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

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Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
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Wanna re-create the Big Bang?
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Hey there, have you been touched by the great noodly appendage?
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Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!
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I may not go to church, but I have an organ for you.
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Did it hurt when you were ripped from the cold bosom of oblivion and given conscious thought?
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Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
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Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.
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Let me show you there is a God.
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Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don't worry I can provide tons of proof.
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I know I'm an atheist but, GOD DAMN you're gorgeous!
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Catholic Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Catholics

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

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Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
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My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
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Nice bible. I would like to pray with you.
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Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
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Let's do some things you’ll need to tell your priest about tomorrow."
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Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or homeSCHOOLing?
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Confess here often?
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You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
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You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
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What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
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You know how God created everyone. You must be his best creation
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Do you believe in Divine appointment?
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Damn girl, I know your going to hell because it's got to be a sin to look that good
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Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
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Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
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