Soccer Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Soccer

I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.

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You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...
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If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
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I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
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You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
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You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
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Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
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If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
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