Soccer Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Soccer

I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.


You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...

If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?

I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

You wanna score or just knock around my balls?

You're allowed to use your hands in this game.

Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.

If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!