Social Media Pickup Lines
Tinder Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Tinder
These pick up lines are specifically aimed at users of the Tinder dating app!
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"You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!"
"Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status."
"Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?"
"I've had a crush on you for 2 hours."
Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
We're a match on Tinder,
So I think we should screw.
"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
"You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match."
"My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!"
"Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day."
"Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?"
"We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?"
"Is your personality as angelic as your hair?"
"I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10."
"Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?"
Twitter Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Twitter
It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.
If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.
If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.
Babe in my mind, you're always trending.
I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.
Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.
A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.
I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
You've got me feeling twitterpated!
Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
I could read your random thoughts all night long.
Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!
I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!