Social Media Pickup Lines

Tinder Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Tinder


These pick up lines are specifically aimed at users of the Tinder dating app!

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"You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!"
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"Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status."
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"Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?"
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"I've had a crush on you for 2 hours."
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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
We're a match on Tinder,
So I think we should screw.
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"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"
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"You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match."
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"My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!"
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"Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day."
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"Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?"
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"We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?"
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"Is your personality as angelic as your hair?"
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"I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10."
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"Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?"
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Twitter Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Twitter

It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

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If you were a tweet, I'd favorite you, but I wouldn't retweet you. I don't want to share you with anyone else.
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If you were a tweet, you'd be my only favorite.
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Babe in my mind, you're always trending.
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I usually don't follow someone on the first night, but for you I'll make an exception.
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Every breath you take... every tweet you make... I'll be following you.
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A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
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If you go out with me, I promise I'll #FF FollowFriday you every day of the week!
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Follow me so I can DM you "tweet" dreams.
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I never need to see the sun again, because your tweets light up my world!
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Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!
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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?
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You must be in a wrong place... the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.
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Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
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You've got me feeling twitterpated!
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Girl you're so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.
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I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!
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I could read your random thoughts all night long.
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Hey, I just followed you... and this is crazy... but follow me back... so I can DM you baby!
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I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart... I'm here to apply!
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