Sports Fan Pickup Lines
Golf Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Golf
I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?
I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
Your putt looks great in those jeans.
Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.
So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
Football Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for NFL Football
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
I'm gonna go for two after I score.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Baseball Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Baseball Sports Fans
I'm falling in glove with you.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I'm an umpire - give me your number so I can make the call.
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
My dugout, or yours?
Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Can I pinch hit on you?
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Basketball Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for NBA Basketball Fans
Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.
I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?
Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
Hockey Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Hockey Fans
I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You wanna be my equipment manager?
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
I bet I can score on your 5-hole
I've got a curved stick.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
Soccer Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines for Soccer Fans
I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.
You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!