Sports Fan Pickup Lines

Golf Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Golf

I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole today?

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I hope you like it rough because I don't replace my divots.
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Your putt looks great in those jeans.
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Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.
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So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
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How about grabbing two of your friends so we can play a foursome?
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I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?
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I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
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I'm known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
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Football Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for NFL Football

Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.

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You're so hot, I'd let you penetrate my defense.
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Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
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Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
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I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it'd look even better on my bedroom floor.
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I'm gonna go for two after I score.
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I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
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Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
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I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
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Wanna be my receiver tonight?
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Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
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Are you an eligible receiver... of my phone number?
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I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
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Baseball Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Baseball Sports Fans

I'm falling in glove with you.

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I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
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You're quite the catch, baby.
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I'm an umpire - give me your number so I can make the call.
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Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you're warming me up.
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Are you in the outfield? Because you're an angel.
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You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
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My dugout, or yours?
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Us baseball players know our way around the bases.
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I'd lay down a sacrifice for you.
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I'd got to bat for you, babe.
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Can I pinch hit on you?
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If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
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Basketball Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for NBA Basketball Fans

Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

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I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!
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If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
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Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
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You may have heard that I'm a great ballhandler. Wanna sample my skills?
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Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
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Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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You be the Bulls and I'll bring the Heat!
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If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
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Hockey Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Hockey Fans

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

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I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
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What do you say we drop the gloves and go at it?
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Nice Skates... wanna puck?
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You know, less teeth means more tongue!
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I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
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Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
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You wanna be my equipment manager?
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Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
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I bet I can score on your 5-hole
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I've got a curved stick.
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I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
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My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.
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Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
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Hi, my name's Stanley... wanna see my cup?
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If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
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If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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Can I slip one past your goalie?
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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
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Soccer Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines for Soccer Fans

I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper.

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You know... Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions...
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If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
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I won't give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
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You wanna score or just knock around my balls?
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You're allowed to use your hands in this game.
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Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
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If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
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