Stock Market Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about the Stock Market

Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!

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Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!
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I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.
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You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.
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Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!
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I want to restructure you.
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You're a hot commodity.
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You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.
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