Stock Market Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about the Stock Market
Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!
Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!
I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.
You must be fiscally irresponsible because I'm feeling inflationary pressure in my pants.
Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!
I want to restructure you.
You're a hot commodity.
You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.