Super Hero Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Super Heros
You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
As it happens, the suit does come off.
Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?
I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
Chuck I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
They call me Mao Ze DONG.
I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
I motion to elongate the caucus.
You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
Chuck Norris Pickup Lines
Pickup Lines about Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang doesn't return because it's too afraid to come back.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 12 hours.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Noris works out 25 hours a day.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Kevlar is the synthetic version of Chuck Norris' moustache.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.