Super Hero Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Super Heros

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

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I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
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I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we’ve got to get rid of them immediately.
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Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
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I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
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You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
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Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
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You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
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You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
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They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
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They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
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My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
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As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
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Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
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Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
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As it happens, the suit does come off.
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Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
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Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
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They say I’m faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
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Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
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I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?
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I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
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It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
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Chuck I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
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The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.
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I'd love to have a discussion with you about Bush, Dick, and Colin.
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If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
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I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.
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Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.
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They call me Mao Ze DONG.
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I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
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Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.
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I motion to elongate the caucus.
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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.
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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
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Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.
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You may not be my First Lady, but I'll make you feel like Jackie OH!
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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
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Baby you must be German, 'cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.
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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".
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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
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Chuck Norris Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't brush his teeth. He points his fist at his mouth and the plaque jumps out.

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When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Fear of spiders is called Arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called Claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it's just afraid to move.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang doesn't return because it's too afraid to come back.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 12 hours.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris mivrowaves his food by putting it in his pants for a minute.
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
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Chuck Norris can run you over with a parked car.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he made lemonade, a 9 inch hunting knife, an AK-47, and a playpen for his pet scorpion.
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Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
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Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
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When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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If you flip over China its says made by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris works out 25 hours a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen San Diego.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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Kevlar is the synthetic version of Chuck Norris' moustache.
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Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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