Thanksgiving Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Thanksgiving

I'd love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.

-55

Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
+80

Thanksgiving dinner isn't the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
+48

Wow, that's one fantastic spread!
-2

Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
-2

Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
-2

I put the "pump" in pumpkin pie.
-2

I've got a little something for you to gobble on.
+2

Baby, I can make your Plymouth Rock!
-2

Do you wanna ride my mayflower?
-2

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
-2

I'd love to get you in my gravy boat.
-2

I can give you something to really be thankful about!
-1

The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
-1

There's only one cavity that I want to stuff, if you know what I mean.
-4

You can call me Tryptophan, because you'll be all sleepy after I'm done with you!
-1