Tinder Pickup Lines

Pickup Lines about Tinder

"You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!"


"Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second, I need to change my Facebook relationship status."

"Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?"

"I've had a crush on you for 2 hours."

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
We're a match on Tinder,
So I think we should screw.

"Do you believe in love at first swipe?"

"You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match."

"My parents are so excited, they can't wait to meet you!"

"Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day."

"Did you know you're the hottest (insert generic name here- Jessica, Stacy, Mike, etc) on Tinder?"

"We're a match! The next step is to pick a wedding date, right?"

"Is your personality as angelic as your hair?"

"I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10."

"Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?"